A preliminary “study” shows Chrom Tech swag boosts smiles and can reduce separation anxiety — at least in lab scientists.
Participants were enrolled through online orders, with swag type selected at checkout.
How We Tested Swag
In an informal, non–peer-reviewed study, we measured the effect of Chrom Tech swag on scientist smiles and separation anxiety.
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Most swag increased smiles across all groups.
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Directly worn or used items had the strongest effect on increasing smiles and decreasing separation anxiety
All swag effects were measured in preliminary studies.
Smiles, emotional regulation, and separation anxiety were quantified with scientifically dubious rigor but 100% real fun.
Interested in participating?
Join the ongoing "study" by placing an online order and selecting your preferred swag type (using promo code) at checkout.